snickidoodle:

american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class

will-think-about-a-name-later:

I’m trying so hard not to read that as “God damnit 100 ASS” whenever I sell this but I’m failing every single time…

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

paintingpotato:

Return to Oz

"All she ever talks about is some place that just doesn’t exist."

[I remember this film. Only saw it once, but it left an impression even at that young of an age.]

disabledxena:

When disabled people say they don’t want to be treated differently, we mean we don’t want to hear your voice go up 5 million octaves as you talk to us like we’re toddlers, or see your face contort into a big plastic smile when you see us. 

We mean, treat us with the respect and dignity a human being has every right to.

We do not mean, ignore our disability and hold us to abled standards. 

Abled people just don’t get that.

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

A Short Halloween PSA

tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do not post or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

jensenvagackles:

a colonial porno called “the pounding fathers”

Emewly: SPIDER MA
Emewly: SPIDER MA
Emewly: DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER MOM DOES
courtney: like eat her young and her husband

the-13th-black-cat:

meghanmagica:

littlefoxling:

countblue:

Snake ring

http://countblue1.blog59.fc2.com/blog-entry-75.html

DEAR FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS

I’VE NEVER NEEDED SOMETHING MORE IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

the-13th-black-cat

I NEED THEM
ALL OF THEM

drawendo:

I put my heart and soul into this. I said it once I’ll say it again, I love this show

drawendo:

I put my heart and soul into this. I said it once I’ll say it again, I love this show

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

BREAKING: Here’s the tweet that could lead to a new grand jury in Ferguson, MO. 

#Ferguson@shaunking took screenshot of tweeter @thesusannichols who claims to know juror on #MikeBrown #DarrenWilson grand jury & appears to be receiving leaked information. King says that within seconds of posting this, her friends told her to delete it & she did but not before it was screenshotted. She has since deleted her entire account but King says they checked & she is indeed a #STL resident w/ years’ worth of tweets from there. “If true, her tweet not only reveals a leak in the grand jury, but gives us an ugly glimpse into how things have gone so far. This person who posted it on twitter & her contact on the grand jury must be fully & completely investigated & removed if it’s true.”-@shaunking

Y’all better reblog the fuck outta this post it on facebook, twitter, IG, myspace, friendster, everything get this information out

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do









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