andrewskis:

Nicki Minaj double covers for Dazed’s A/W 2014 issue.

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

mr-radical:

*japanese lady voice* kono bangumi wa. goran no suponsaa no teikyou de okurishimasu.

mashable:

So many items arranged so beautifully.

hobolunchbox:

"Good luck convincing people."

hobolunchbox:

"Good luck convincing people."

hughhighlander:

Highland cows have to be very close before they’ll share secrets (because it’s hard to hear with such hairy ears).

img via jusala highland cattle

cherioz:

Quitting school to become a plant who wants to join me we can make a forest

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

justtouchedawkwardly:

it’s just the little things like this that restore my faith in humanity

dragonitedelight:

Sm4sh + Pokémon Alts |

sabriel-otp:

I can’t breathe.

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ozthemagician:

sempaiko:

jrock1ove:

idontlikeyourcat:

THE ROAD SO FAR

FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING POST.

I laughed WAY harder than I should have! I am pee.

WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN’S BOOK WAS THAT?









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