today in “man is celebrated for doing the bare minimum” news
look at how bored some of those girls are it’s hilarious
someone save these poor kids from their mediocre dads who are probably ripping half their hair out with their nonsense
some of yall are so mean lmfao like these are single fathers trying to be closer to their daughters and learn how to take care of them like Do You Really Have To Be Snooty About This, Ugly
why are y'all so fucking ugly
I swear this site has the most concentrated amount of bitterness
my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
the same rooster - god guys he’s socute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games